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Title details for The Ultimate Top Secret Guide to Taking Over the World by Kenn Nesbitt - Available

The Ultimate Top Secret Guide to Taking Over the World

by Kenn Nesbitt
Ethan Long
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By the time you're done reading this diabolically clever book, you'll have entire countries groveling at your feet. Kings and prime ministers will bow before you and beg for mercy. Maybe even cry. Doesn't that sound insanely fantastic? Of course it does.
That's why I wrote this book.
All you have to do is follow the instructions I've laid out and in no time at all you will be laughing maniacally as the world cowers before you...

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  • Publisher

  • Release date

    July 1, 2011

  • Formats

    • OverDrive Read

      • ISBN: 9781402238376

    • PDF ebook

      • ISBN: 9781402238376
      • File size: 8575 KB

  • Languages

    • English

  • Levels

    • Lexile® Measure: 970
    • Text Difficulty: 5-7

  • Reviews

    • Kirkus

      May 15, 2011

      A phoned-in guide to world domination for the easily amused.

      Nesbitt offers rightly characterized "brief period[s] of simulated education" ("Your arch is the curve on the bottom of your foot, so an arch nemesis is an enemy that you want to step on") punctuated by boob, doo-doo and butt jokes. The author lays out a ten–or-so–step program for would-be supervillains—from becoming a genius overnight by playing more video games to acquiring evil minions and robots along with the requisite lair, look, cackle, motto and booty ("Hey! Stop that! Are you laughing at the BIG, SHINY BOOTY? You are?"). He also wanders off on tangents that will likely lose even his intended audience, suggesting such family-friendly pranks as resetting all of the household clocks and watches or periodically announcing that he's taking a break or that his brother has dropped a hamster down his pants. Long's small spot cartoon drawings supply neither humor nor relief.

      Not even in the same League as Scott Seegert's funnier and far more useful Vordak the Incomprehensible: How to Grow Up and Rule the World (2010). (Humor. 10-12)

      (COPYRIGHT (2011) KIRKUS REVIEWS/NIELSEN BUSINESS MEDIA, INC. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.)

Formats

  • OverDrive Read
  • PDF ebook

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Languages

  • English

Levels

  • Lexile® Measure:970
  • Text Difficulty:5-7

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